SHAMROCK THICK - WICKED MINTY BODY WASH
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"Aye! Nothin' signals the comin' o' spring like a limited-edition body wash," said no one ever, but that didn't stop us from launching Shamrock THICK. Experience the pride of Dublin and watch gold coins topple over your countertop for this creamy, deliciously minty and, to be clear - non-edible bottle full o’luck!
PLEASE NOTE: WE ACTUALLY LAUNCHED THIS. THIS IS REAL.
Product Specs of This Real Product:
- Packed with rich, gaelic lather
- THICK has a 3x thicker viscosity and Shamrock THICK is even thicker
- Wicked minty scent is actually good
- 17.5 oz. bottle will last longer than a keg of green beer
- Upgrade to a Shamrock Thick Value Meal and save
There once was a body wash so watered down
With an unbearable scent - smelled all over town.
Grown men who once used it,
Now simply refuse it
Convinced it was meant for a clown.